Beer vs Pussy ....

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DarkPrincess
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Beer vs Pussy ....

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Beer VS Pussy: And The Winner Is?

Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work.
BEER 1 PUSSY 0

Warm beer tastes awful. One point to Pussy.
BEER 1 PUSSY 1

A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to Beer.
BEER 2 PUSSY 1

If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to Pussy.
BEER 2 PUSSY 2

Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to Pussy.
BEER 2 PUSSY 3

If you have a lot of beer in a public place your reputation may suffer. If you eat any pussy in public you become a legend. One point to Pussy.
BEER 2 PUSSY 4

You normally don't find old beer. One point to Beer.
BEER 2 PUSSY 5

If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. One point to Pussy.
BEER 3 PUSSY 5

Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seen God. One point to Pussy.
BEER 3 PUSSY 6

In most countries there's a tax on beer. One point to Pussy.
BEER 3 PUSSY 7

If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to Beer.
BEER 4 PUSSY 7

You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or can. One point to Beer.
BEER 5 PUSSY 7

If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles down. One point to Beer.
BEER 6 PUSSY 7

You always know how much beer is going to cost. One point to Beer.
BEER 7 PUSSY 7

Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it. One point to beer.
BEER 8 PUSSY 7

Beer doesn't have a mother. One point to Beer.
BEER 9 PUSSY 7

FINAL SCORE: BEER 9 PUSSY 7
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

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