Honey Moon of the 3 girls :DDD

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Honey Moon of the 3 girls :DDD

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A Mother had 3 virgin daughters.

They were all getting married within a short time period.
Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would
get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from
the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the
wedding. The card said nothing but: 'Nescafe'

Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got
out the Nescafe jar.

It said: 'Good till the last drop'.

Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the
wedding, and the card read: 'Rothmans'

Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and
she read from the pack: 'Extra Long. King Size'

She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her
daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in Auckland, New
Zealand. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by
and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally
arrived.

Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words 'Air New
Zealand'

Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the
pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for Air NZ.




The ad said: 'Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways..'

Mum FAINTED!!!!
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