1.
-Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?
-He thought his wife was a flake.
2. Marriage is like having cable with just one channel: same thing come on everyday. You see other things come on, but you can't watch it....
3. -What do men in a singles bar have in common?
- They're all married
4. - What are the three rings of marriage?
- The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering..
5. "A man would come home very late and very drunk every night. His wife decides to teach him a lesson by dressing up like Satan and scaring him.
When he finally stumbles across the lawn, his wife jumps out and howls like a demon.
He looks at her and slurs, "You don't scare me. I'm married to your sister!"
6. "A wife goes on a retreat for work. When she returns, she finds a pair of panties in her dresser that do not belong to her.
Furious, she questions her husband. The husband says, "I have no idea where they came from -- I don't do the laundry!"
So, the wife goes to the maid and questions her. Indignant, the maid replies, "Madam, how should I know? These panties don't belong to me. I don't even wear panties -- just ask your husband!"
Marriage ....
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