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blonde jokes

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Q. a blonde and a brunette fall from a high roof at the same time......... who hits the floor first?

A. the brunette...the blonde would stop and ask directions!



a blonde asked someone what time it was and they told her it was 4.45........with a puzzled look on her face she replied " its strange, i have been asking that question all day and i always get a different answer! "


a blonde bought an am radio, and it took her two weeks to realise she could use it at night!



Q. why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet?

A. to avoid waking the sleeping tablets!
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cosmo wrote::))

Q. a blonde and a brunette fall from a high roof at the same time......... who hits the floor first?

A. the brunette...the blonde would stop and ask directions!
lmfaoooo !!! :)) :)) =))

cosmo wrote: a blonde asked someone what time it was and they told her it was 4.45........with a puzzled look on her face she replied " its strange, i have been asking that question all day and i always get a different answer! "
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like the time stays the same lolol :)) =))
cosmo wrote: a blonde bought an AM radio, and it took her two weeks to realize she could use it at night!
lol :))
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